If the government taps your phone – you been screwed!
If you don’t read the fine print – you been screwed!
If you have tree rats in your yard – you been screwed!
When your employer gives you the choice of resigning or being fired – you been screwed!
first thing to do when "you been screwed" is not to panic. Smile.
Actually it is not the worst thing that could happen although it can be
uncomfortable. Be open to the possibility that something good is going
to happen that would have been unlikely without the present change.
How’s that for winning the "I can’t believe I’m going to send this" category.