Some people cannot keep hula hoops in suspense. I am one of them. It should come as no surprise that I have a stigma about doing "Elvis" hip gyrations in dance class. Finally I realized the moves are part of a routine that is here to stay. I decided to look at them for fun rather than as an exercise in futility.
Q. What do you call a hula hoop with a nail it?
A. A naval destroyer.
Q. What do you get when you cross a hula hoop with a steam roller?