Have you found Jesus?

Reminds me of the story about the burglar who broke into a home only to be disrupted in the heist by a voice in the dark. It said, “I know you’re there. Have you found Jesus?” The burglar turned off his flashlight and froze (fearing movement would give his position away). Again the voice said, “I know you’re there. Have you found Jesus?”

After a short period of waiting and the third query by the voice, the burglar became brave enough to turn the light back on, shining it directly into the eyes of a parrot.

“Ha! You’re just a bird.

The parrot replied, “Ha. Jesus is just a Doberman pinscher.”

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