Naive and Stupid

Hey Girl,

How’s it going? We are looking forward to visiting you again. How’s the crocheting? I’ve made good progress but there’s nothing to show for it. Hope your weekend was better than mine. Went to the store to buy some potting soil for my habanero and chili peppers. Forgot what else I was supposed to get (couldn’t find my list). Found the Miracle Grow soil all right.  When I finally remembered the OMEGA-3 pills (supposed to improve memory) I went to the vitamin part of the store where some idiot was there knocking things off the shelves. He threw a bottle and it hit me. Luckily my injuries were, as they say on FaceBook, only “Super fish oil”.

Anyway I got home to transplant the starts and learned that we already had a bag of potting soil. Found out it was open…the hard way – I lifted the bag upside down and poured dirt all over the carpet. So I got out the vacuum sweeper and sucked up all the dirt…plus the 27 rows of my crochet project.

But I finally got back to the peppers and finished potting them Saturday night. Sunday morning I went outside to leave for choir and I saw a damned rabbit about to nibble on the tender plants. I yelled and chewed it out (he just sat there) and threatened to hunt it down. Still the little bastard just sat there. So I ran after it and chased the MoFo out from the yard. My throat was strained and I was exhausted because of that hare-brain. I ended up being late for church too because I pursued him for 12 blocks to make sure he knew that I meant business.

Love ya lots, Dad

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